Microdermabrasion Machine To The Rescue

Beauty Bar: Tip #1

Just like you’re not sporting your M.C. Hammer pants, shrunken vests or Madonna lace gloves anymore, you shouldn’t be sporting skin that says you remember – much less wore – any of these things. And yet, many of us are. If you haven’t exfoliated lately – and I mean exfoliated like a rubdown from one of those Turkish bath ladies – then that’s exactly what your skin is saying for you. It’s broadcasting to the world your love of all things 80s. It’s okay if you’ve lived long enough that your hypodermal skin layer has rocked out to “99 Luft Balloons” but your face should say “I remember nothing before 1985”. How do you get there? It’s microdermabrasion to the rescue.  

I know what you’re thinking, “Guru girl, I don’t have the big bucks for a microdermabrasion at a salon every month.” Much less the incredibly high pain threshold necessary to stomach a session with a pro. Not to worry. Guru girl, with her incredibly low pain threshold and penny-pinching ways, has an answer: The Timepeel Natural Diamond Home Microdermabrasion Machine -  $249 from amazon.com. This gizmo is a game changer. Spendy? Yes. Worth it? Absolutely. It’s easy to work & definitely not as painful as a session at your dermatologist. Order this baby up, and in 7 days your face will rival your crazy 2 year old’s… although hopefully you will sport a peanut butter mustache less regularly. Use this gadget twice a week and take your license with you on your next date night your favorite fella, because you’re gonna get carded.