How To Follow Guru Girl: Complete Instructions

In Montel Jordan's Immortal Words "This Is How We Do It..."

Maybe you’re not the same kind of obsessive-compulsive follower that I am. Let’s pretend for a minute you can’t reel off the names of Hollywood’s top 20 couples.

And you can’t recite verbatim the questionable choices made by Snookie & the gang over at the “Jersey Shore” house. Full disclosure -- I  can actually spout off the questionable choices made by virtually every reality show character, every season, for the past 10 years. But that’s a party trick for another day.

To say I follow our culture’s weirdest, shallowest oddities would be an understatement. I am positively OCD about it.  

You can do this too! Only you don’t have to spend hours watching mindless television or long moments in the nail salon reading thought-provoking analysis of aforementioned mindless television. All you have to do is follow “guru girl guide to greatness”. I’d be honored to be the weird, shallow, cultural oddity in your life.

Sign me up, guru girl. I know this is what’s going through your head. Take a look at the right-hand side of the blog. There are 2 ways to follow it. One way is to click “join this site”. Or there’s a box below it that says “follow by e-mail”. Input your desired e-mail address & presto, guru girl’s encyclopedic knowledge of all things trivial will be delivered right to your virtual doorstep! It’s even better than the morning newspaper, because it’ll never arrive soaked from the sprinkler.