I am an aspirational grocery
shopper, that is I often buy the kind of food I wish I liked to eat. I
conveniently forget my aversion to vegetables and happily load vast quantities
of them into my cart.
The problem is later, when
these vast quantities sit in my refrigerator, taunting me with their uneaten
status. And the more days that go by, the more wilted the veggies become and
the more unlikely I am to eat them.
It is positively maddening! But
it sounds like I am not the only one with this dilemma. Because some fruit and
veggie loving genius has come up with a solution. They’re called Fresh Paper,
and you get them at Whole Foods. So you know they must be good if I’m going to
the store I hate just to get these suckers. (A pack of 8 sheets of Fenugreen
Fresh Paper goes for about $4.99.)
Fresh Paper will make your
fruit and produce last twice as long.
Just pop a piece of it under (or around) the food that you want to last. That’s
it.
Fresh Paper preserves your
produce and your healthy-food-loving self image. Because it gives you twice as long to man up and eat the damn
things.
Effective, inexpensive, good
for you. Like downloading the perfect song, one you can’t help but rock out to
every time it comes on. Fresh Paper isn’t as catchy as that “Treasure” by Bruno
Mars (how great is that song?), but it’ll help keep your bod lookin’ positively
jewel-like.
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