This Season's "It" Bag: The Thirty-One Tote

Kim Kardashian is going to be leaving the hospital any day now with her little bundle of joy. And I am concerned. Kanye doesn’t look like the kind of guy who knows how to install the infant car seat, and they won’t let you leave the hospital without one.

Seriously. They check. And detain if necessary.

So while Kanye wrangles with the discharge nurses, it’s going to be up to Kim to corral the baby bling showered upon them during their stay. There will be flowers and stuffed animals, as well as diapers, breast pumps, pacifiers and baby’s first blanket (hospital-issued, which every good parent smuggles out of the hospital as a keepsake).

A grocery cart is basically what you need to tote all this stuff. But grocery carts are not glam enough for the Kardashian clan. Here’s what is: the thirty-one utility tote.

I have 2 friends who have ‘em and rave about them. The bag stands up on its own. It’s big so you can load tons of stuff in it, and it comes in really cute fabrics. The trifecta of good! You can also personalize it. If I were to get one for an expectant mom, I’d go with something like “LBLS”, the universally accepted monogram for “Little Baby, Lotta Stuff”.

The thirty-one tote can corral baby bling now and pool or picnic stuff later… like when baby is 18 and the parents finally have the energy to engage in leisure-time activities that don’t involve sleep.

Get this bag today and celebrate your leisure time, the one thing Kim and Kanye don’t have much of these days.(Click this link to go to the website to learn more about the thirty-one large utility tote.) They are available for around $35.