Get Your Dog All Lit Up

Finally, proof the size of Real Housewife NeNe Leake’s bottom far eclipses the size of her brain. She was recently interviewed for InStyle magazine’s feature “Best Gifts For Your Dog This Christmas”. NeNe recommended a dog chew toy in the shape of a woman’s shoe. Her rationale was that it’s adorable, and with this at home at least Fido won’t be chewing on his owner’s real shoe.

NeNe Leake’s dog must be a lot smarter than our dog, who – if given a shoe-shaped chewie – would take that as permission to go to town on any shoe-shaped item in the house, such as real shoes. That’s because our dog’s a member of a species known for their love of sniffing butts, not their fine inferencing skills.

 

Here is a good doggy gift: a light up dog collar so when Fido is off-leash and frolicking you can follow him by the sight of his blinking lights as he dashes through the snow, far away from you. It’s so festive, just like the Rudolph story, except for the part where you’re swearing and mad. (Click this link to view LED dog collars on amazon.com. Available for around $23.)