Suggestible people should not be
allowed to read books about, say, hoarding. Because a suggestible reader would
then start eyeing the contents of her own house with great suspicion. Is it
just normal-clutter or hoarding-clutter?
And then action must be taken.
Junk drawers cleaned. Closets weeded. Basement storage tackled.
Whew. I am exhausted. But still
suggestible. Which is why I should also quit watching prime time television. I
actually did this last night but only because the State Of The Union address was
on.
Most nights I do watch prime time
television and most nights this new, miraculous Nivea lotion is advertised. In
fact, it’s advertised so often the suggestible among us don’t stand a chance.
So I gave up the fight and bought
some today. Nivea In-Shower Body Lotion is lotion you spray on yourself right
in the shower, while you’re still drenched from the shower. It only adds 30 seconds to your morning routine.
And you do it before you even touch a towel.(Click this link to go to amazon.com where you can buy Nivea In Shower Body Lotion for around $6.)
Because those Nivea chemists know
it’s January, it’s cold and our skin is cracking and red. But some of us are too
busy to apply lotion because every spare minute is being spent de-cluttering
our houses so we don’t become accidental hoarders.
But this little Nivea number is one
product worth hoarding if you see it on special at Cost Co. Because after a few
spritzes, you’re encased in a little bubble of moisturized greatness. For a full
24 hours, your skin’s impervious to wind, snow and storage box paper cuts!
Happy moisturizing, guru girls
& guys!
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