We are breaking the world.
Scientists just released a report with dire news: There are 9 deal breakers
when it comes to the environment. We’ve busted through 4 of them and pretty
soon the planet’s gonna redline.
Of course the report didn’t say
it exactly this way, but that’s the gist. The report said stuff like, “The likely
destabilization of the Earth could occur in decades to a century.”
So if my kids have the kind of
life span boasted by their great-great-grandma (who lived to be 100), Earth
could close. In their lifetime.
Huh.
This news doesn’t make me want to
compost or reduce my carbon footprint.
It makes me want to redecorate.
Because the Dynamic Duo are gonna
need to know how to make their spaceships cozy when they’re 100 years old and
living on them permanently.
Because apparently that’s the plan.
Scientists say technology will help us so we can “live outside planetary
boundaries”. On spaceships. Like that weird Tom Cruise movie.
I am not making this up. That’s
the bad news.
The good news is that neither am I making up this great, new
design website: decorist.com. (Click this link to visit decorist.com.)
Decorist.com brings the services
of a professional designer to the masses without the hefty price tag.
Here’s how it works: You e-mail a
picture of your problematic room to the site. Include important details like
your style and budget for the project and a designer sketches out 2 different
plans for your room, complete with info on where you can buy the items she’s
chosen. All via e-mail. All for $199.
Total win. And it's much more fun to consider redecorating than it is to consider relocating to another place. Like the stratosphere.
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