Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who has the most embarrassing mother of all? Am sure this is not what the 11 year old is asking herself in this pic.
The Kissing Fairy is retiring
soon.
Because she has officially gone from making the Dynamic Duo feel loved to
making them feel embarrassed.
So the Kissing Fairy is hanging
up her wings, which means no longer shall she exclaim,” Does anyone hear that?”
before erupting in kissy noises and swooping down on the Dynamic Duo.
But the girls still need to know
they’re loved. What is a Kissing Fairy to do?
Adopt the mirror love bomb, of
course!
Instead of mortifying your
offspring with public displays of affection, be passive aggressive about it! Scrawl
your sweet nothings on a mirror with a dry erase marker. *Bonus!* The writing
disappears from the mirror with a quick swipe of Kleenex – unlike lipstick
writing, which is too messy and Fatal Attraction-y to qualify for this kind of
wholesome exercise in love.
Mirror love bomb that special
someone today!
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