1.
When he’s wearing his metro sunglasses, my fella
looks like a celebrity… at least according to one Japanese tourist who took a
whole roll of film of my guy. Am betting the pics of Mr. Moab are gonna show up
on wetpaint any day now (right next to the sonogram of Kim & Kanye’s baby).
2.
Gas station bathrooms don’t lie. The Dynamic Duo
are growing up. Bathrooms are now used simply for their intended purpose. Not yodeling
contests.
3.
Photo booth on the i-pad is a very bad app, when
you have limited storage and your children have taken eleven hundred pictures of themselves and the dog… many using the
“In Style” hairstyle app.
We have 1,100 photos of the girls, the dog
and other family members, looking deranged and often sporting hair like
Jennifer Aniston’s. This means there’s not enough storage on the device for
actual entertainment, like movies or t.v. shows. So the road trip entertainment
this trip consisted of the 9 year old deleting thousands of pictures, and me and
my fella shouting into the backseat,” Less laughing, more deleting.”
I really hope 2013 is not going to be the
year of the road trip for us. There’s not enough personal growth in the world
for me to achieve inner peace while on the interstate with this crew.
Note to self - time to upgrade to the ipad with more storage. And also time to schedule Stanley's next foil.
ReplyDeleteMy work is done. You correctly used the term "foil" in a sentence. Good job, TN`1970!
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