Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Why You Shouldn't Let Your Standards Slip*

*Even though it’s a 102 degrees, you’re tired and the neighbors are so old they’ll never notice anyway


Our 9 year old spends lots of time getting her Nancy Drew on. Her favorite target? Our crotchety neighbors who she likes to spy on through a hole in the fence. Yesterday she asked me if this was okay. Evidently her father has yelled at her on previous occasions about this very act. I said yes. Because it’s summer, and I’m tired, and it’s not like they’ve got a meth lab going over there.


The 9 year old is a great spy. Very stealthy. Her little sister is not.


Imagine, if you will… 9 year old, crouched low at adjoining fence, eye glued to the spy hole. 6 year old traipsing around other end of yard, doing what 6 year olds do, which is make every effort to step into the dog poop and blow out dandelion spores so the yard can look even more like Chernobyl than usual.


Big sister, to little sister, (quietly): Shhhh….

Little sister, to big sister, (loudly): Stop spying on the neighbors. 

Big sister, to, oh, the universe (loudly): Mommy said I could spy on the neighbors.

Neighbors, through adjoining fence, (loudly and grumpily): Harummmph.


This isn’t going to make the block party awkward at all.






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