Let
the guerilla marketing begin. Guru girl has made up t-shirts with plans to
shamelessly press them on friends and family. When the 6 year old heard this,
she was very unhappy.
“But
I don’t want to be a gorilla,” she complained. “I want to be a unicorn.”
Let
the unicorn marketing begin! As we speak, a t-shirt could be winging its way
through the mail to you. If you don’t get one and want one, send me an e-mail.
If you live here in Denver, get your excuse ready. Because the next time I see
you, I’ll be pressing one on you and forcing you to pose for a picture in it.
Probably your husband too.
Like at the kids' soccer party this week. Kids can't be the only ones walking away with trophies.
The t-shirts are free. The only requirement is that you vow to wear it once a week at the
gym. No donating it to Goodwill. If I see any panhandlers sporting guru girl
t-shirts, I’m going to be mad.
Am sure
this effort will be so successful that I’ll be turning to other promotional
measures soon, such as car-wrapping. Is your ride looking a little
worse-for-the-wear? Nothing like a life-size visual of guru girl to perk it
right up.
Unicorn Marketing. You should copywrite that.
ReplyDeleteUnicorn Marketing. You should copywrite that.
ReplyDeleteSo much stealthier than guerilla marketing.
DeleteYour friends have hot husbands!
ReplyDeleteThey totally do, right? p.s. Sevi, Tara or Lisa, did you write this comment?
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