Guru Girl got to attend 2 family weddings this summer, much wisdom gained…
How
You Know You’re Old At A Family Wedding:
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When you remember the groom as a 12 year old at
your own wedding, which was just yesterday – if yesterday was, oh, 13 years ago
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When you don’t know some – okay, most – of the songs the dj’s spinning
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When your fella is the only one doing the
Running Man, not on the dance floor but through the reception hall, chasing
your small children
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When you rocked out more to the satellite radio
in the rental car – yeah, 90s station – than you did on the dance floor at the
wedding. If the dj had spun Paula Abdul’s “Rush Rush” it might have been a
different story
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When the Bald Booth photo app on the iPhone
makes the younger family members giggle hysterically, but it only reminds you of
your last high school reunion (BaldBooth app available for 99 cents.)
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When you opt for sitting around the pool, eating
pizza and drinking wine out of Dixie cups as all the little cousins splash
around, over dinner at a chi chi restaurant, and it becomes a highlight of the
weekend
Hysterical and oh sooo true!
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I LOVE weddings, even though I'm now the embarrassing-old-fart-relative-who-won't-get-off-the-dance-floor ;)
DeleteDon't forget that was BOXED wine in the Dixie cups.
ReplyDeleteGood times!
DeleteI think it was really bagged wine on ice in a recycling bin! One of my highlights for sure as well!
ReplyDeleteWe are a CLASSY group!
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