You get more care & feeding tips for your
weekend at home with the pre-school guinea pig than you get when bundled out of
the hospital with your new baby. Following are some of my friend Jamie’s tips. I
seem to have blanked out this phase in my memory… which means that even if you
think you’re doing poorly, you’re doing better than me and my fella did. And we
did it twice.
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Summer video monitor. Spring for the one that is
audio & video (Available at walmart.com for around $130). That way you’ll be
able to see if there really is an
emergency in the nursery that you need to vault up the stairs to cover or if
your baby is just playing with you.
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Mylicon Gas Relief Drops. Truly effective or
placebo effect? Who knows? Who cares? They seem to help. Buy lots. Administer
regularly.
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Bob. A full size body pillow typically purchased
during pregnancy. I named mine Bob. I slept with him for years after the
children were infants. He made those rare moments of shut-eye positively
blissful.
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Kirkland brand baby wipes from Costco. How
impressive is the first diaper blow out? It inevitably happens on Day 4 when
you’ve spent 40 minutes getting your baby ready to go somewhere. You finally load
her up in the car seat. There’s a rumbling, and it’s like a geyser at
Yellowstone Park. How is it possible for, ahem, matter to shoot all the way up a baby’s back?! You can get these wipes by the caseload at
Costco. That’s good because you’re going to need them.
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Bag balm. As La Mer moisturizer is to celebrities,
this stuff is to babies, toddlers and everyone else in your family. A mega
moisturizer for a mini price.
Do you have other product recommends? Write them in under
the “comments” section, and I’ll share them in future posts. Stay tuned next
week for Jamie’s toddler recommends.
The sole piece of advice I actually remember from the
infancy phase came from my friend Lisa who has a Rule Of Three: It gets easier
after the first 3 days, a lot easier after the first 3 weeks and a ton easier
after the first 3 months. This is good stuff you’re doing here. You know,
raising a human being and all. Good stuff is hard at first. It gets easier. In
a way that caring for that damn classroom guinea pig never does.
The video monitors work great for guinea pigs too. Not so much for the Mylicon.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Very funny, TN1970. Maybe you should be my guru guy guest blogger... I shudder to think of the tips you would provide.
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