It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow,
but the seduction going on in this house isn’t coming from my fella. It’s
coming from the Pottery Barn catalog that just arrived in the mail.
That darn catalog positively radiates seduction.
“Guru Girl,” its perfectly
curated rooms call to me.” Buy me, style me and live a life of crisp order,
beautifully lit.”
There are no cereal boxes in
Pottery Barn kitchens.
No dog hair on Pottery Barn bedding.
No jumbled piles of sporting equipment in
Pottery Barn mudrooms.
Even its mudroom clutter is color coordinated. And
consists of nothing real children actually use. I would like to meet the family
that owns a pewter-colored bocce ball set but not one neon-colored Nerf gun.
Intellectually, I know Pottery Barn
interiors are a sham. Furniture and gew-gaws don’t bring a balanced, ordered
life. They do, however, bring a fearfully unbalanced Visa bill.
Unless you get the look on the
down low. Enter: Hobby Lobby. It’s one of my favorite sources for tchochkes that look like Pottery Barn’s but without the PB price!
Directions For Seductive, PB Style Without
Non-Sexy, PB Price:
1. Circle favorite small items in
catalog.
2. Take catalog with you to Hobby
Lobby.
3. Let the hunt begin.
4. Yes, you have to sift through
some decorating oddities, but it’s worth it.
Those burlap table runners that
are all the rage? $50 at Pottery Barn. $7 at Hobby Lobby.
The blingy box above? $63 at Pottery
Barn. $23 at Hobby Lobby (because glassware is ½ off this week).
And every week Hobby Lobby
publishes a 40% off one item coupon. So you can always use a coupon on your
designated item.
Happy hunting, guru girls &
guys! And also, Happy Valentine’s Day. Especially
to my fella, who puts up with Guru Girl, gew-gaws and all:)
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