There are the things you’re
supposed to do. And then there are the things you actually do. This is why I’m
not so concerned about the latest health news: running is, in fact, quite bad
for you. While slow jogging is, in fact, quite good.
For me, running falls into the “things
I really should do but never get around to” category. It’s so much easier to
admire houses and enjoy the day when you’re slow jogging. Plus there is no wheezing
for breath or looking sweaty.
But alas, I also bring this
half-ass attitude to things other than physical fitness. Things like culinary
prep.
Everyone knows you’re supposed to
have different cutting boards for different food groups. This is so there’s
absolutely no chance of cross contamination from foul poultry juices on your
cutting board.
What I don’t understand is how
any poultry juices can possibly survive being hand-scoured by me, in the sink,
before being industrially rousted out, by the dishwasher.
Plus how would you ever keep the
cutting boards straight? For these reasons – and also, my half ass attitude –
we have no separate cutting boards at Chez Guru.
Until now. Because I just saw
these cute, little cutting boards that do the work for you. They’re in the
shape of the items for which they’re designed. Genius!(Click this link to go to modcloth.com to buy these for around $14 for an entire set.)
Almost as genius as this dog toy.
Because what’s better than slow jogging and safe kitchen prep? Fake teeth. For
your dog! (Click this link to go to modcloth.com where you can buy doggy teeth for around $14.)
Guess what Stanley’s gonna be doing this weekend? (In addition to slow jogging, of course.)
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