Thursday, October 23, 2014

2 Hands, 1 Heart & A Whole Lotta Homeland


My fella and I are excited. The new season of “Homeland” is about to start. We are less excited that our Showtime subscription has changed.

We can access Showtime online but not on the actual television set anymore.
This means we’re gonna have to get our fix of weekly espionage on the i-pad... a device we’re going to have to share.

This is very bad news.

We don’t share well. In fact, I once told Guru Guy if he didn’t buy himself his own umbrella I was going to leave him. 

We were in San Francisco. It was pouring rain, and we’d spent the day struggling over the umbrella.

We were newlyweds so this explains why we would even attempt such a rookie move as sharing an umbrella. Mental note: just because it looks cute and romantic in the “Pepsi” ad does not mean it is at all cute and romantic in real life.

We are no longer newlyweds. We are hardened veterans (like the Homeland crew this season!). We know what works for us, and it’s not sharing. So I’m getting the TwoHands II gadget. It snaps onto the i-pad and voila! hands-free viewing.(Click this link to go to amazon.com where you can get the TwoHands II for around $10.)

It will free up my hands and my heart. Because I will not spend the evening thinking hateful thoughts about my fella and his bad i-pad holding ways.  

One can only hope Claire Danes experiences a similar epiphany this season. Surely, like guru girl, she can forgive, forget and shop her way out of the darkness.


Happy viewing, guru girls & guys! 

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