This is me, upon hearing the bad news about stress.
This just in: if you’re a woman
leading a high stress life, it can increase your risk of developing Alzheimer’s
disease when you’re old. This scientific finding was reported today by Lara
Spencer on “Good Morning America”.
Why can’t Lara Spencer just stick
to flea market finds instead of upsetting scientific ones?!
Right now my stress level is as high
as my Visa bill, which is pretty high this month because of things I’ve had to
purchase to make up for my stress-induced screw up’s.
Like the new mailbox.
Because the old one got backed
into.
And the neighbors weren’t especially psyched by the resulting “redesign”.
Maybe I just didn’t sell the idea to them with enough Lara Spencer zest?
This purchase happened just weeks
after I had to buy a new bumper for the car because the car’s old bumper had an
unfortunate meeting with the side of the garage.
Grrr.
So my fall shopping budget is
busted, except for one, little item that’s a gotta get. Because this little
number makes me feel like I’m in a tranquil, pine forest, instead of near a smelly garage, where I've just wrought havoc with my too-big car.
It’s called the Frasier Fir
Aromatic Candle (by Thymes). It retails for a spendy $28. But it’s worth every
penny. Because it brings your stress level down and the cozy house factor up. Perfect fresh forest scent, I promise. (Click this link to go to amazon.com where you can order the Frasier Fir Candle from Thymes for around $28.)
Happy fall, guru girls &
guys!
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