Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Nap Junkie & Amazing Grace


I am craving a nap like a junkie needs a hit. Daylight savings is kicking my a$$. The Dynamic Duo? Not so much. The 9 year old is practicing her recorder. Loudly.  The 7 year old is writing in her diary and drawing mean pictures of her sister, a fact that hasn’t been discovered yet by the injured party.

These things just make my need for a nap that much greater. The need is coursing through my body. I can almost feel the way my dopamine levels will soar after that sweet slumber hits. But first a negotiation must be brokered.

“Mommy’s going to take a nap. I don’t want to be disturbed unless there’s vomit or blood,” I say.

“What about a twisted ankle?” queries the 7 year old.

“No,” I respond.

“What about a growing pain?” asks the 9 year old.

No.

“What about…”

I cut them off, “Vomitting or blood. That’s it.”

“Okay,” they agree.

I am elated and race up the stairs, which is when I hear the 7 year old ask her sister, “What’s vomitting?”
There is no answer. Only the off-key, recorder notes of “Amazing Grace”, which I'm taking as a good sign.  

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