Some Clarification About Darts & Deeds

I am so tired of hearing about Anne Hathaway’s headlights. So the girl wore a poorly darted dress. It’s not like she got up onstage at the Oscars and murdered some puppies. Which is the kind of debauchery you’d think she committed, based on the level of outcry from those talking head fashionistas.

It got so bad that Anne actually apologized to the dress designer for wearing his gown badly. If Anne had to apologize, I’d better issue some mea culpa’s too. Only my list of fashion “sorry’s” would go on much too long. Let’s just say, I was an early and enthusiastic supporter of the harem pant trend back in the 90s, and my fashion abuse has continued ever since.

So instead I’m going to focus on the transgressions I’ve committed here on the blog.

1.      Beyonce is fine. Holy cow did I get feedback on that post. I was, perhaps, a bit harsh in my assessment. Beyonce has clearly accomplished some great things, although starring in a riveting documentary is not one of them. Seriously? That documentary about her? Better than Ambien. How did that just happen? More Beyonce bashing from guru girl?! Clearly, I have a problem.

2.    The gel manicures I recommended this fall? Not so good. Yes, gel manicures look fantastic, but scientists just discovered that the machine, which hardens the gel on your nails, also emits potentially cancer-causing rays. Allegedly. They didn’t do the study before releasing the product, but now they have. Magnificent manicures aren’t worth it, ladies. Just say no.

 

3.    Enabling the anonymous comment button on my blog? Not a good choice. Mostly because the comments section blew up with feedback from Beyonce fans after I hated on her. No, not really. I had to disable the “anonymous comment” feature because I was getting lots of nonsensical comments from autobot bloggers. Now you can comment on guru girl, but you’ve gotta register first. Apparently, registering keeps the autobots out.

Consider registering and commenting. You don’t have to use your real name. My fella, TN1970, hasn’t, but my powers of deductive reasoning are so great that I was able to figure out who he was. Truthfully? I will never be able to do this again as my powers of deductive reasoning are actually not that great. I offer as proof the Rubic’s cube from the 1980s that I still can't figure out.

I’m sure there are other blogging sins I’ve committed, but I’ve got some papers to grade and fashion faux pa’s to plan for the upcoming weekend. Hope you have a good one, guru girls & guys!

This is me & the Lint Lizard that just came in the mail. This is a really great product and one recommend I don't have to apologize for. It works great & probably won't kill you.