Thursday, November 20, 2014

The 1 Thing That Ages You Immediately*

The 1 Thing That Ages You Immediately *And How To Get Rid Of It

Note the perfectly plucked eyebrows in this picture. They too are possible with the handy tip described below. 

Weird hair.

We’re not talking 1980s-hairstyle-weird. Though I’ve done that too.

We’re talking a specific hair. One that is weirdly long. And springs from the side of one’s face, or chin, seemingly overnight.

WTF?

You never see these weird hairs on cute 20somethings. And though I don’t wish to revisit my cute 20something years – and their accompanying drama – neither do I wish to appear downright elderly. Which is what these wayward hairs do. They make you look like Angela Lansbury!

We’ve got to get them pronto, ladies. But these hairs hide.

Some mornings you truly need Angela Lansbury sleuthing skill to find the little buggers. So you go about your day, zipping around town, when it happens. You randomly smooth the side of your face, and you feel it. The weird hair that has magically sprung, like Medusa’s snakes, from the side of your head!

It’s no good. But here’s a tip that is: Stash a tweezer in your purse. 

Instead of conducting the “search and destroy” mission in your bathroom, conduct it in your car!

Preferably in your driveway. But any parking lot will do. As long as you’re sitting in broad daylight and the unforgiving glare of your rearview mirror.

This process outs the weird hair immediately. Which then allows you to go out and about, secure in the knowledge that the only bouncing hair on your head is on your head and not your chin.

Happy tweezing, guru girls!


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