The 1 Thing That Ages
You Immediately *And How To Get Rid Of It
Note the perfectly plucked eyebrows in this picture. They too are possible with the handy tip described below.
Weird hair.
We’re not talking
1980s-hairstyle-weird. Though I’ve done that too.
We’re talking a specific hair.
One that is weirdly long. And springs from the side of one’s face, or chin,
seemingly overnight.
WTF?
You never see these weird hairs
on cute 20somethings. And though I don’t wish to revisit my cute 20something
years – and their accompanying drama – neither do I wish to appear downright
elderly. Which is what these wayward hairs do. They make you look like Angela
Lansbury!
We’ve got to get them pronto,
ladies. But these hairs hide.
Some mornings you truly need
Angela Lansbury sleuthing skill to find the little buggers. So you go about
your day, zipping around town, when it happens. You randomly smooth the side of
your face, and you feel it. The weird hair that has magically sprung, like
Medusa’s snakes, from the side of your head!
It’s no good. But here’s a tip
that is: Stash a tweezer in your purse.
Instead of conducting the “search and
destroy” mission in your bathroom, conduct it in your car!
Preferably in your driveway. But
any parking lot will do. As long as you’re sitting in broad daylight and the
unforgiving glare of your rearview mirror.
This process outs the weird hair
immediately. Which then allows you to go out and about, secure in the knowledge
that the only bouncing hair on your head is on
your head and not your chin.
Happy tweezing, guru girls!
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