guru girl guide to greatness

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Because sometimes you hear stuff like this.

“If you toot on me, you’re disqualified and the round goes to me.”

Clearly we’re going to have to take multiple sessions of the etiquette class. Do you think they’d give me a discount?

Guru Girl: Like the celebrity who says she lost 70 pounds of baby weight simply by nursing and chasing her kids, the modern gal -- who says juggling it all comes easily -- is lying. There's plenty of planning and tricks up her sleeve that she's using to stay on top of the job, the house, the partner, the pets, the kids, the laundry, the holidays and the social life. It's either that or Modern Gal is chugging Red Bull like it's going out of style and main lining that 5 hour energy drink like heroin. You can do that. These are options. There are easier options. Like reading this blog.

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