guru girl guide to greatness

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Announcing to everyone in the car, “I’m the driver, not the d.j.”

I’m not rocking legwarmers or a Pinto, otherwise it could conceivably be 1983.

Guru Girl: Like the celebrity who says she lost 70 pounds of baby weight simply by nursing and chasing her kids, the modern gal -- who says juggling it all comes easily -- is lying. There's plenty of planning and tricks up her sleeve that she's using to stay on top of the job, the house, the partner, the pets, the kids, the laundry, the holidays and the social life. It's either that or Modern Gal is chugging Red Bull like it's going out of style and main lining that 5 hour energy drink like heroin. You can do that. These are options. There are easier options. Like reading this blog.

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